a love note (and a request)

Oh, J.Crew. I’ve professed my adoration for you numerous times- particularly since the launch of Crewcuts. As always, I love your styling and think you are such a cool company to inspire such brilliance. (I especially like that you are now sharing the love with the story behind some of your props- right here).

…and now on to my request that has absolutely nothing to do with parties. Is it possible, J. Crew designer- if you’re reading this- to create a cool ‘bloomer’ for adults? You make the best, most flattering short dresses, but I’m not so keen on showing everyone everything as I bend down to rub popsicle crust off my son’s face or change my daughter’s diaper. There has to be a way to preserve one’s modesty in this age of overexposure, while at the same time, being cool and non-prudish? Are you with me?